06 Aug Jamaica Has the Fastest Woman and Man in the World
Congratulations Jamaicans!! Your consistency in obtaining seats in that section of Franklin Field at the Penn Relays on the last Friday and Saturday of April, I’m sure, will be known as “Jamaica” by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Congratulations on having the fastest woman and man in the world.
— Begrudgingly yours – not to be laughed at – Bill Cosby